I can't sleep. The guy in the apartment to the East has a dog. Not suppose to but he does and it barked half the night. He gave me his phone number to call of the dog bothered me. I called and it was disconnected. Next time I want to get his attention I will unload the 12 gauge into the wall.
Now the girl to the west - she reminds me of Lucy Lu. Wow. I think Charlie is missing an angel. I made that comment and she thought I was nuts. She wears spandex and tight sweaters.
Once this contract is over though, as much I would miss Lucy, I think it is time to head back to a beach accessible RV park.
I went to a party the other night, part of getting into the holiday spirit. There was a beautiful young woman there. How do I describe her? Let's start with the feet. she wore black boots that came just below her knees. Then her legs were bare, no hose. Creamy and smooth white legs. But only about two inches could be seen. Then a red satiny skirt. Fit her rear just right. Then a black top with a v neck line that exposed her breasts. Again, creamy white, smooth skin. When she bent over the table, she exposed more of her breasts. Luscious. She had a long neck line. Her lips were a pouty lip, graced with a shimmery kissable red lipstick. Her teeth when she smiled were the type I would love to run my tongue across. Her eyes were deep and dark. Her hair was dark and long. She had a pair of sunglasses resting on her head.
She was standing in the corner taking care of an itch on her thigh and more of her legs were exposed. I talked just briefly with her and she sounded very intelligent. Not saying she should not have been, but...
All I could do is lie in bed and think about her while the dog is barking on one side of the apartment and Lucy and her friend winding up the clock next to the bedroom wall. Reminded me of a time I was staying in a hotel and I woke up thinking I hear some marching or something only to realize the couple next door was beating the head board against the wall with the girl making some noise.
Thinking back to those legs with no hose. One time I was with a girl (woman) and I mentioned something about panty lines. She was wearing pantyhose that evening and she stood up and showed me that she did not have a line. Why I asked. Because she was wearing pantyhose and why would you wear panties under the hose. Heck, I don't know but it looked like half the women in the club did. (I had a friend say it was to reduce the chances of yeast infection because the nylon against the ..... would not allow the muffin to breath.)
So ...