Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Another storm and another week of hearing about the aftermath. Won't be going to the beach anytime too soon. So the next best thing is surf the web. I think my next search will be for cowgirls, nekid ones. Have not seen any in a while. I wonder if there are any. Saw a cutie a couple of days ago. She wore a shirt that stated that girls loved dirty cowboys. It made me want to dig out my cowboy hat and roll around in some alley apples.
October and the associated fests will be coming about. I am ready for some brats and bier.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

September is almost over. Where has it gone? The storm has taken a lot of time. I am amazed at the intel that is coming over the wires. Wow, now someone says that it was a white thing that caused the storm and just as the prez had the storm just bearily miss NO, had a team of explosive experts blow a hole in the levvy.
Boy howdy, what kind of stuff is that? What do you think about getting a debt card for your losses and then spending that money at a strip bar? I can just imagine, golly darl'n, we have some money now and you know how much I been wanting a lap dance. Christmas has come early. Crazy stuff. First I am going to shoot at my rescuers and then take the money and get laid.
Seriously, who let the freeking dogs out?