Oh crazy - I went over to the university. One of my co-workers invited me to a mixer. Ok, not the academic type but I figured why not.
Well I was amazed. The "women" looked good. And the men looked like pussies. Or is it wussies? Anyway here is where I am confused. Some "professors" I saw were dressed, uhm, frumpy and others casual. Then the bombshell. Tall, blond coloring, enhanced boobs, and legs that were stunning and feet secure in some high heels. Holy S@@@!! The dress was short and her thighs were smooth and shaped.
Then something caught my eye. I saw something shiny on her breast - up high. It was not flakes but a stud that was in her. Right there. How in the hell could she have that there? Holysmokes.
It was very hard to maintain eye contact. I just wanted to look and touch.
There is suppose to be a another social event coming up and hope the boss does not call me up to the northeast.